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With their 27th straight loss, the Detroit Pistons have set the all-time single-season losing streak record

底特律活塞27连败，创下NBA历史单赛季连败记录

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[–]gridironk 1713 points 23 hours ago

They have lost 51 of their last 55 games dating back to last season

球迷：算上上赛季，活塞在过去的55场比赛里输了51场

[–]Rocketsconker1264 915 points 22 hours ago

Worst team ever as far as I’m concerned

火箭球迷：打我记事算起，活塞倒数第一

[–]LakersApollo611 435 points 23 hours ago

History agrees

湖人球迷：打有狗那年算起，活塞也得垫底

[–]Eastdanielbauer1375 232 points 23 hours ago

I still think the 2011-12 Bobcats were worse. Cade is significantly better than anyone on that team.

球迷：我还是觉得2011-12年的山猫更烂。那支球队里最好的球员也比康宁汉姆差着几档

[–]Trail BlazersKazekid 715 points 23 hours ago

Cade vs the hands of Fate was a battle for the ages

球迷：康宁汉姆VS命运之手，屡战屡败，屡败屡战，扩日持久

[–]WarriorsXaldes 2160 points 23 hours ago

Cade tried so goddam hard man. Congrats to Brooklyn for dodging back to back landmine games.

勇士球迷：康宁汉姆是真的发了狠玩了命得想要赢球。恭喜篮网，背靠背两场恶战都没有翻船

[–]NetsKrustyKrabPizzaMan 863 points 22 hours ago

Can’t believe I was nervous like it was a playoff game. Since we aren’t winning a championship in the future, might as well hang the banner at Barclays Center “2023: Handed the Pistons their 27th straight loss”

篮网球迷：不敢相信，打活塞看得我无比紧张，纯纯季后赛的感觉。鉴于我们未来也不会赢得总冠军，也许我们可以在巴克莱中心球馆（篮网主场）悬挂一面旗帜，写上“癸卯兔年，辅佐活塞登上27连败王座，位列凌烟阁”

[–]MKenshiX 1250 points 23 hours ago

I’ve never been so hyped for Pistons games

球迷：活久见，啥时候活塞的比赛居然能吸引这么多关注了

[–]simon2105 3637 points 23 hours ago

Every game on the line. Every game is game 7.

We thought the IST was another level but this trumps it all.

球迷：每场背城借一，每场堪比抢七。

原以为季中锦标赛已是锦囊妙计，

没想到活塞创纪录才是吸睛神器

[–]76ersSecondHandFood 840 points 23 hours ago

Call them trash.

Call them unwatchable.

But just don’t call them forgettable, this team just cemented their place in history.

76人球迷：你可以说他们垃圾，你可以说他们辣眼得一批，但你不能说他们平平无奇、风过了无痕迹，这支球队已然成为NBA历史上浓墨重彩的一笔

[–]Hawkstraebucketsfor3 2211 points 23 hours ago*

So alternatively you can suck so bad you break the all time record which causes people to pack your stadium as you break records — kinda big brain from the pistons

老鹰球迷：所以，只要你能拉胯到底，烂到史上第一，球迷就会前仆后继，涌进你的场地，见证你的奇迹——活塞老板不着急，向死而生下大棋

[–]76ersHitboxOfASnail 1532 points 1 day ago

this season is now about not being the team to lose to them first

76人球迷：这个赛季的主旨已与总冠军无关，都等着看谁第一个输给活塞

[–]RaptorsFetchFrosh 781 points 1 day ago

Playoffs will be cancelled if necessary

猛龙球迷：必要时，可以取消季后赛

[–]RaptorsKingREX_24 2922 points 1 day ago

Whatever team loses to the Pistons first pray for their fans (could be us)

猛龙球迷：现在不管哪支球队，你要输给活塞，不集体给自家球迷磕一个实在说不过去（可能是我们）

[–]RaptorsMrBrightside618 632 points 23 hours ago

chuckles I’m in danger

猛龙球迷：咯咯，快要打活塞了，好怕怕呀

[–]Celtics BandwagonEvane317 596 points 23 hours ago

One thing to note is that 20 teams out of 29 have contributed to the Piston's losing streak.

Boston will be the 21st team to push it further into the history book or drop their home game-winning streak against the worst team in the league.

凯尔特人球迷：注意注意，29支球队里，已经有20支球队为活塞的连败做出了贡献。波士顿要么成为第21支，让活塞的历史地位更加巩固，要么在联盟最差球队的手里断掉自己的主场连胜

[–]CelticsSoup-er14 319 points 22 hours ago

I’m terrified

凯尔特人球迷：已经开始慌了！

[–]Warriorsshnieder88 495 points 23 hours ago

i just hope the pistons make it to the 30's. it's like lebron scoring into the 40k region. just two unfathomable records.

勇士球迷：我倒希望活塞撑到三十多场，到那时候，詹姆斯也差不多该冲击40000万分大关了。渴望看到两大亘古未有的纪录交织在一起

[–]LakersDijohn17 233 points 23 hours ago

Please God let it be the Celtics

湖人球迷：上帝保佑，让绿凯承受这一切吧

[–]Western-Standard2333 203 points 23 hours ago

If you watched the pistons play, you know deep down this is impossible.

球迷；但凡看过活塞有多娘，你都不敢这么想。指望绿军阴沟亡，你不如信我是秦始皇

[–]NBAsusahamat 92 points 23 hours ago

73-9 Warriors lost to tanking Lakers, nothing is impossible

球迷：摆烂的湖人当年也能灭了73胜的宇宙勇，人有多大胆，地有多大产！

[–]CelticsDazzling-Reason-5140 2833 points 22 hours ago

Shoutout to Wingstop for the fleece of the century

凯尔特人球迷：Wingstop鸡翅店，真是本世纪最大诈骗

[–]ThunderCCS80 453 points 20 hours ago

I got u, basically Wingstop made a deal with the Pistons, anytime the Pistons win a game, you would receive 5 free wings from Wingstop

雷霆球迷：给不明真相的吧友科普一下，Wingstop鸡翅店和活塞联手搞了一个促销活动，本赛季活塞赢球当日，会给网上下单的顾客免费多送五个无骨鸡翅

[–]Pelicanslegend023 243 points 22 hours ago

The day the pistons win a game might be awful for business though

鹈鹕球迷：不敢想象，活塞赢球那天，这家店会出现多么可怕的场景

[–]Eastdanielbauer1375 1287 points 22 hours ago

*Second biggest fleece.

The first is Monty Williams making $12M a year.

球迷：这顶多算第二大诈骗。第一是蒙蒂-威廉姆斯，什么档次，一年挣1200万美元

[–]76ersTIandCAS 1008 points 1 day ago

WANTED: MONTY WILLIAMS

CRIME: Stealing $78 million from the city of Detroit

76人球迷：

通缉：蒙蒂-威廉姆斯。

罪行：从底特律卷走了7800万美元

[–]LakersJasonPlattMusic34 563 points 22 hours ago

Dubs getting anyone to take James Wiseman is a pretty good fleecing too

湖人球迷：勇士能把大聪明卖出去，也是诈的一手好骗！

[–]Warriorsrichard_glutes 137 points 20 hours ago

I think his Mandarin is better than his bbiq.

勇士球迷：怀斯曼的普通话等级都比他的篮球智商高

[–]NBAJack_Krauser 121 points 17 hours ago

I see that skill becoming much more useful for him in the future.

球迷：毕竟普通话技能对他未来的发展更加重要

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